Been a while since I posted anything - SORRY! Been getting ready for Jessica's 18TH birthday.... 18th..... birthday.... YIKES! I can't believe my ickle-babykins is an adult. I couldn't possibly be more proud of her - she's an amazing young lady who continues to brighten my every day.
Here's another Bush-ism I found today. Just makes ya so proud to have him as our commander-in-thief... I mean chief.
We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make--it would hope--put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see.
--George W. Bush
Washington, DC
04/14/2005
Monday, March 24, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Watch out monsters!
I love this little girl! This is what she says when she's asked about monsters...
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Zero Punctuation
Jess turned me on to this fabulous dude. He's an English fella that goes by the name Yahtzee Croshaw. Each week, he puts out an animated review of a video game. He talks SOOOO fast, and swears SOOOO much, and makes me laugh SOOOO hard. This video is his review of the game Guitar Hero III. The line about the Mona Lisa made me spew. Luckily I wasn't too close to my monitor....
Employment Ads
What that 'job lingo' in the employment ads REALLY means...
"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.
"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.
"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
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