Chimp-o-matic

See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.
--George W. Bush

Greece, NY
05/24/2005




There's a RSS feed site called Chimp-o-matic that spits out random "Bushisms Served Your Way." They make me laugh. They'd make me laugh harder if it weren't so embarrassing...

Motivational Posters for Super Villains

I love these! My future son-in-law sent me this link. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. You KNOW it's not easy being a super villain. I'm sure these motivational posters are just what they need to get them through their gruelling days.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/motivational-posters-for.php?page=1


And WHY are they always singing in Latin??? That's just spooky....

How to Handle a Problem Neighbor

How to handle a problem neighbor....

Who doesn't love Maxine?

The older I get, the more I can relate....

Katie's New Hat

Katie got a new hat for V-Day. She's STYLIN'! Check her out!





Happy Valentine's Day Everybody!

Cat channels old Russian guy...

OMG this one makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it. This kitty is NOT AMUSED with the presence of another cat, and he sounds like some old Russian guy complaining about it! For those of you with no sound, GET SOME SPEAKERS! (You know who you are.....)

Talking Clock

My hubby sent me this one... LOL

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong, it's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock?? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
"You asshole...it's three-fifteen in the morning!"

Screen Cleaner

Howdy everybody! Sorry I've been out of touch, but my back went ker-flooey and I was temporarily out of commission. I'm back now! A sweet friend from England sent this to me, and it's SO adorable! Got a messy monitor screen? This will take care of it for ya....

http://www.linein.org/media/screen_clean.swf

Have a happy day, my friends!

Does this toilet make my butt look big?

Ha! Heather sent me another good'un! Enjoy!