I Can Has Cheeseburger
and
Meme Cats
Here are a few tasty samples - hope they make you giggle!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
LOL Cats
There are a couple of websites I really enjoy (they make me laugh so hard I start to cry) with funny cat pictures. They are:
I Can Has Cheeseburger
and
Meme Cats
Here are a few tasty samples - hope they make you giggle!
I Can Has Cheeseburger
and
Meme Cats
Here are a few tasty samples - hope they make you giggle!
Monday, January 28, 2008
Old Ladies :-)
This one made me laugh out loud - thanks for sending it, Heather!
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't Mess With Old Ladies
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't Mess With Old Ladies
Sunday, January 27, 2008
ZOMG!
OH.... MY.... GOD!
Phil and Katie made it home just fine, and it's SOOOOOOOOOOOO good to have my family all together. Much huggin' and kissin' was had by all. They brought presents for everybody, but MINE were the best. They brought home 2 beautiful ball pythons, and 5 of the MOST GORGEOUS leopard geckos I've ever seen. (THANK YOU, LISA!) I'll get some pics posted soon, but for now... I'm getting back to the huggin' and kissin'.
PS Go see Cloverfield if you haven't yet. It's an intense, wild ride!
Phil and Katie made it home just fine, and it's SOOOOOOOOOOOO good to have my family all together. Much huggin' and kissin' was had by all. They brought presents for everybody, but MINE were the best. They brought home 2 beautiful ball pythons, and 5 of the MOST GORGEOUS leopard geckos I've ever seen. (THANK YOU, LISA!) I'll get some pics posted soon, but for now... I'm getting back to the huggin' and kissin'.
PS Go see Cloverfield if you haven't yet. It's an intense, wild ride!
Friday, January 25, 2008
Katie's New Hairstyle
Miss Katie got a new hairstyle while she was on the road with Daddy. Isn't she gorgeous????
And the BEST THING is, THEY'LL BE HOME TONIGHT!!! WHEEEEE!!!
And the BEST THING is, THEY'LL BE HOME TONIGHT!!! WHEEEEE!!!
Thursday, January 24, 2008
It's binary, baby!
Our friend, Lisa in Austin, has this tag line on all her emails, and it cracks me up every time I see it. Hope it gives you a giggle....
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't."
Here's a link to her blog - it's UBERKEWL!
Lisa's blog
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't."
Here's a link to her blog - it's UBERKEWL!
Lisa's blog
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Viva Las Vegas!
Phil & Katie are on their way back home FINALLY! They've been gone since December 26, and here it is a month later. They got to spend a day in Vegas, and sent me this pic which I thought was just adorable. Hopefully, they'll be home in a couple of days and I'll have my BABIES back. 
Thursday, January 17, 2008
What?! No school today?
This was posted on one of the homeschooling forums I read, and it made me giggle. Hope you enjoy it, too! :-)
Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What?! No school today?"
10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.
9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!
8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my gosh! I thought I told you kids to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)
6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have seen more kids out then, don't you?
5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the peek!
4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)
3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids, hurry!
2. Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good!
And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What? No school today?"
1. "What? No Bingo today?"
Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What?! No school today?"
10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.
9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!
8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my gosh! I thought I told you kids to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)
6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have seen more kids out then, don't you?
5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the peek!
4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)
3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids, hurry!
2. Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good!
And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What? No school today?"
1. "What? No Bingo today?"
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Skullcrusher Mountain
This is one of my favorite WOW videos. For you noobs out there who don't know what a WOW video is, here's the info: It's a video a fan makes using a song they like, and using World of Warcraft gameplay captured on their computer. There are some REALLY impressive videos out there - this one is just funny. The song is by Jonathan Coulton who writes great funny, sometimes cute, sometimes naughty songs. Hope you enjoy!
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Heather-One-Feather Gives You the Weather Tagged Me
In this tag you share 6 quirky or weird things about yourself.
1. Link to the person that tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Share six non important bizarre things/quirk/habits about yourself.4. Tag six other people, link to their blogs and let them know by posting a comment on their blog.
Here are my six:
1. I love snakes. I think they're beautiful and fascinating, and make fantastic pets. Especially corn snakes, and ball pythons... and kingsnakes... and burms... ok... burms need some special care (like LOTS of room and careful, smart handling) but I lurvs them so!
2. I'm seriously addicted to playing World of Warcraft. I used to berate my kids and hubby for getting too involved in the "DAMN GAME" and neglecting other things, but now I understand. Once they finally got me to try it, I was hooked! So far, hunter is my favorite class, but I'm enjoying druid and priest as well. FOR THE HORDE!
3. I have a huge crush on Hugh Laurie. I know the character he plays - Dr. House - is a complete ASSHAT, but I really like the way he's horribly, brutally honest, even when he's lying. I know it doesn't make any sense. I also think Alan Rickman is really hot. Can't really explain that one either.
4. I can't stand the thought of drinking tap water. Granted, I grew up on it, and drank it all the time until about 5 years ago when we got a water cooler and started drinking 'good' water. Now I'm such an aquasnob! I will literally panic if we run out of bottled water, and I'll think, "What on earth will I drink?!? I'll die of dehydration!!!" Then I remember, we're not REALLY out of water... there's a whole faucet full right there in the kitchen sink... But I've managed to avoid drinking tap water for 5 years, and I don't plan on starting again any time soon.
5. I booted my brother and kept my sister-in-law. My big brother is in prison AGAIN, and due to the circumstances and the jeopardy he placed my family in, I no longer have anything to do with him. We've had no communication in nearly 2 years. His wife divorced him, but she and I have decided to stay forever sister-in-laws. She's an awesome amazing woman, and I can't imagine not having her in my life.
6. I love wind-up toys. They just tickle me silly. Cheap crappy little pieces of plastic that you wind up, and they move. PURE BLISS!
Okay... there's my six! :-)
1. Link to the person that tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Share six non important bizarre things/quirk/habits about yourself.4. Tag six other people, link to their blogs and let them know by posting a comment on their blog.
Here are my six:
1. I love snakes. I think they're beautiful and fascinating, and make fantastic pets. Especially corn snakes, and ball pythons... and kingsnakes... and burms... ok... burms need some special care (like LOTS of room and careful, smart handling) but I lurvs them so!
2. I'm seriously addicted to playing World of Warcraft. I used to berate my kids and hubby for getting too involved in the "DAMN GAME" and neglecting other things, but now I understand. Once they finally got me to try it, I was hooked! So far, hunter is my favorite class, but I'm enjoying druid and priest as well. FOR THE HORDE!
3. I have a huge crush on Hugh Laurie. I know the character he plays - Dr. House - is a complete ASSHAT, but I really like the way he's horribly, brutally honest, even when he's lying. I know it doesn't make any sense. I also think Alan Rickman is really hot. Can't really explain that one either.
4. I can't stand the thought of drinking tap water. Granted, I grew up on it, and drank it all the time until about 5 years ago when we got a water cooler and started drinking 'good' water. Now I'm such an aquasnob! I will literally panic if we run out of bottled water, and I'll think, "What on earth will I drink?!? I'll die of dehydration!!!" Then I remember, we're not REALLY out of water... there's a whole faucet full right there in the kitchen sink... But I've managed to avoid drinking tap water for 5 years, and I don't plan on starting again any time soon.
5. I booted my brother and kept my sister-in-law. My big brother is in prison AGAIN, and due to the circumstances and the jeopardy he placed my family in, I no longer have anything to do with him. We've had no communication in nearly 2 years. His wife divorced him, but she and I have decided to stay forever sister-in-laws. She's an awesome amazing woman, and I can't imagine not having her in my life.
6. I love wind-up toys. They just tickle me silly. Cheap crappy little pieces of plastic that you wind up, and they move. PURE BLISS!
Okay... there's my six! :-)
Thursday, January 10, 2008
My Living Will
My sweetest, bestest friend sent me this last night. It made me laugh out loud - thanks for the giggles, Beck!
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch!
Enjoy your day, peoples!
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch!
Enjoy your day, peoples!
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Unwritten
Okay okay okay.... I've been neglecting my blog. I'M SORRY! *cry*
I guess the title of this blog entry sort of says it all... unwritten. I haven't been writing, I've been sort of cocooned and unresponsive lately. Time for me to open back up and get back out there. I just found this song yesterday, and it's been a nice kick in the booty for me, so I've been listening to it over and over. Here's the lyrics:
Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield
I am unwritten,
Can't read my mind
I'm undefined
I'm just beginning
The pen's in my hand
Ending unplanned
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words
That you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten, yeah
Oh, oh
I break tradition
Sometimes my tries
Are outside the lines, oh yeah yeah
We've been conditioned
To not make mistakes
But I can't live that way oh, oh
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words
That you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words
That you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live you life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
Want to hear it? She's got such an amazing voice. Click here to see her video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ilo3zfnk5U
WATCH IT!! IT ARE GOOD!!!!
I guess the title of this blog entry sort of says it all... unwritten. I haven't been writing, I've been sort of cocooned and unresponsive lately. Time for me to open back up and get back out there. I just found this song yesterday, and it's been a nice kick in the booty for me, so I've been listening to it over and over. Here's the lyrics:
Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield
I am unwritten,
Can't read my mind
I'm undefined
I'm just beginning
The pen's in my hand
Ending unplanned
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words
That you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten, yeah
Oh, oh
I break tradition
Sometimes my tries
Are outside the lines, oh yeah yeah
We've been conditioned
To not make mistakes
But I can't live that way oh, oh
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words
That you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words
That you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live you life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
Want to hear it? She's got such an amazing voice. Click here to see her video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ilo3zfnk5U
WATCH IT!! IT ARE GOOD!!!!
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